Punk'd

last night i ran away from a skunk. why is it that at least once a week i wonder, "am i being punk'd?"

a guy walked by me on the street. he was mumbling very badly. it phonetically sounded like, "bizzz buzza a blahhh... puzah bah bah... rah rahhhh..." But then his last sentence was, "That there darn bus never comes!"

he spoke EXACTLY like that character on the cartoon, "king of the hill," "boomhauer". and again, "am i being punk'd...?"