On Becoming My Mother...

I should be so lucky. My mom weighs about ten pounds less than me. She exercises daily and watches every morsel that she eats. I hope to become more like my mom pronto.

I went to yoga class on Friday. I was complaining to Sylvie, the most excellent instructor, about wanting to lose ten additional pounds, but I like chocolate bars. She said I might be better off just having plain sugar because then I wouldn't be ingesting all of the chemicals.