If I Were an Alien...

from another planet, trying to learn about this third rock from the sun by watching television, i would think that there are hardly any elderly people here...

i recently found out that there are an inordinate number of cancer cases in long island... there must be a reason why...

i was in a terrible mood the other day, but people just kept looking at me and smiling. i was scowling, why couldn't they respect that? so odd, i thought -- until i got home and realized i had been wearing my "LOVE" baseball cap. note to self: do not wear this hat when in a bad mood...

julia and ed told me that sleep studies show that the average adult needs 9.25 hours of sleep to be healthy. and here i was, all this time, just thinking that i was a lazy bum... sleeping really is one of my favorite hobbies...