The Bachelor

I was at work and saw that Mike had a can of soup. I asked, "Is that your lunch?" "Yeah," he replied. "How are ya gonna heat that up?" I wanted to know -- 'cause if he had a hook up with a microwave somewhere -- I definitely wanted to jump onto that nuclear gravy train. (I don't use a microwave at home, but at work, to heat something up... ) "I'm going to eat it cold, right out of the can. It's vegetable soup," he answered. I told him that this was a bachelor move, that no female I know would ever do that. His reaction, "Really?"