You Might Be a Redneck...

if I walk by you on the street, and you are a chick with a fake beard and moustache and a trucker hat and you scream, "Show me your tits!" at me.

So of course, (I lied) and screamed back, "There ain't nothing going on here (I gestured at my chest) that you'd wanna see. I'm Asian!"

Happy Halloween Everyone!