Merry Christmas, Ellen DeGeneres!
Alas, I missed it again, but maybe someone over at The Ellen Show can send me a copy if I ask very nicely... (Please, Baby, Baby, Please...?)
I lost my new black glove. I am left with the right one.
Once upon a time, when I was in high school, I put on my winter coat. I was horrified to discover that my mom had sewn my new gloves onto my sleeves! My mom complained that it was too expensive to keep buying me new gloves, hence the sewing project. Well, I'm an adult now, and I, too, think that it's too expensive to keep buying new gloves. So when you see me parading around town in my coat, with the gloves sewn to the sleeves, you'll know why...